abracadang:

when i was little i wanted to go spend the night with my friend but my mom said no so i choreographed some dance to breakaway by kelly clarkson and i even broke a toothpick when the song said something about breaking away and she still said no 

(via analfuckks)

disparateyouth:

bagged milk is unnatural. the bible says adam and eve not adam and bagged milk

(Source: doppelgender, via analfuckks)

britishsun:

Do you think that people in 1969 giggled every time they wrote the date

(via adventuretimewithlewis)

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