when i was little i wanted to go spend the night with my friend but my mom said no so i choreographed some dance to breakaway by kelly clarkson and i even broke a toothpick when the song said something about breaking away and she still said no 

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bagged milk is unnatural. the bible says adam and eve not adam and bagged milk

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Do you think that people in 1969 giggled every time they wrote the date

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